Boofle's Sleepless Slumber Party!

I just got back from an old fashioned slumber party.  You know the type where you bring your sleeping bag and sleep over at a friend's house? Well, let me start by saying I don't know why they call it a slumber party. Nobody gets any slumber. At least nobody did at the one I went to. Except for Snuggle the Teddy Bear.
You know him, right?

He slept the whole time.  Missed the movie, popcorn, games, gossip, everything.  I think he was tired. His mom makes him do a lot of fabric softener commercials and his schedule is grueling. He collapsed on the couch after eating one piece of pizza and starting snoring like a grizzly.  The rest of us stayed up all night though. We played all kinds of games - Hide and Sniff, Name That Howl, and one where we sat in a circle and spun a bottle around. When the bottle stopped spinning, whoever it pointed at had to kiss the person spinning the bottle.  I got kissed so many times my lips hurt. I heard I am a good kisser, but this was ridiculous. I suspect the game was rigged.
Anyway, after all that kissing we put our mouths to more good use by exchanging lots of juicy gossip. You know the kind, right? Well, maybe you don't. Keep in mind these were my friends, so we discussed the latest and greatest as we see it-- who's been featured on the most greeting cards, where the best pee spots are in town, who's eating cheap kibble, which groomers do the best job cleaning the anal glands. Oh, and we also talked into the wee hours of the morning about the latest love matches. I was a topic of that discussion, since, as you know, I recently fell in love. I had to answer a lot of questions and while I am a humble soul, I have to admit it was nice to hear my friends panting over my amazing love life.
After we finally calmed down, we lay in our sleeping bags and watched 101 Dalmatians. I love those crazy hounds and how they get the best of Cruella. Makes me wish I had spots! The only spots I have are the yellow ones I leave around town on people's lawns. But then again, I like myself just the way I am, especially when I go to the groomers and they put one of those cool little rubber-band bows right on my collar. The last one I got had soccer balls on it. I don't play soccer, but it was red and black and looked cool. It tasted good, too.
Anyway, I'm a bit sleepy today because, like I said, I didn't do any actual slumbering last night, but I feel great. I still have enough energy to write this blog, don't I? I sure do! I wouldn't miss it! I want to let all of you know what I am up to, plus I am the type that can fall asleep at the drop of a biscuit, so I'm not worried; I'll get my rest eventually. All I have to do is close my eyes and -- zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
WE'RE SORRY. BOOFLE HAS FALLEN ASLEEP. HE'LL BE BACK SOON WITH MORE ADVENTURES. UNTIL THEN, MAY YOU GET PLENTY OF REST (AND KISSES)!