You know him, right?
Anyway, after all that kissing we put our mouths to more good use by exchanging lots of juicy gossip. You know the kind, right? Well, maybe you don't. Keep in mind these were my friends, so we discussed the latest and greatest as we see it-- who's been featured on the most greeting cards, where the best pee spots are in town, who's eating cheap kibble, which groomers do the best job cleaning the anal glands. Oh, and we also talked into the wee hours of the morning about the latest love matches. I was a topic of that discussion, since, as you know, I recently fell in love. I had to answer a lot of questions and while I am a humble soul, I have to admit it was nice to hear my friends panting over my amazing love life.
After we finally calmed down, we lay in our sleeping bags and watched 101 Dalmatians. I love those crazy hounds and how they get the best of Cruella. Makes me wish I had spots! The only spots I have are the yellow ones I leave around town on people's lawns. But then again, I like myself just the way I am, especially when I go to the groomers and they put one of those cool little rubber-band bows right on my collar. The last one I got had soccer balls on it. I don't play soccer, but it was red and black and looked cool. It tasted good, too.
Anyway, I'm a bit sleepy today because, like I said, I didn't do any actual slumbering last night, but I feel great. I still have enough energy to write this blog, don't I? I sure do! I wouldn't miss it! I want to let all of you know what I am up to, plus I am the type that can fall asleep at the drop of a biscuit, so I'm not worried; I'll get my rest eventually. All I have to do is close my eyes and -- zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
WE'RE SORRY. BOOFLE HAS FALLEN ASLEEP. HE'LL BE BACK SOON WITH MORE ADVENTURES. UNTIL THEN, MAY YOU GET PLENTY OF REST (AND KISSES)!
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